A little humor [Archive]

Discusgeo

12-19-2002, 08:08 PM

TEACHER'S PET

A blonde teacher was giving a lesson on blood circulation.
Trying to make the matter clear, she said,
"Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you
know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face."

"Yes," the class said.

"Then why is it that while I am standing upright the
blood doesn't run into my feet?"

The answer came from the back of the class, "Cause your
feet ain't empty."

:D

Ryan

12-19-2002, 08:56 PM

:spit: That's a good one!

fcdiscus

12-19-2002, 09:01 PM

Smokey

12-21-2002, 08:11 PM

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;Dhttp://smilies.sofrayt.com/1/k/jarswim.gif

nalah

12-23-2002, 05:18 PM

just when one of your threads starts to die,you post another.....
http://smilies.sofrayt.com/%5E/a0/dckix.gif
you are so naughty.

maybe you should run and hide before Julz finds out.

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12-23-2002, 05:27 PM

Oh I saw it Pascale. ;)

I thought he was sick of seeing me on his other...... So I decided to just stay over there...... http://smilies.sofrayt.com/%5E/q/depresse.gif

lol j/k George

Discusgeo

12-23-2002, 07:50 PM

Let's see how far this goes before I post another.
George

Smokey

12-24-2002, 02:23 PM

A woman goes into an appliance store to buy a television. She selects one she likes and asks the salesman to wrap it for her. The salesman declines to sell her the television. In wonderment she demands to know why. " I can not sell you that television, because you are blonde " the salesman repiles.... Angry, the woman leaves the store. Next day, she returns to the store and demands that the salesman sell her the television she had pick out. " Look lady, I can not sell you that television, because you are blonde ", replies the salesman . Frustrated, the woman leaves !!!!!
Determined to buy the television she had choosen, the blonde woman deceides to disguise herself. She buys a dark wig, new clothes, sunglasses, new shoes. In her new look, the blonde returns to the appliance store, and in a very sexy tone asks the salesman to sell her the television, the exaxtly same one she had choosen days before.
" LOOK LADY, I TOLD YOU BEFORE, I CAN'T SELL YOU THAT T.V., BECAUSE YOU ARE A BLONDE ", The blonde, totally confused, demands to kow how the salesman recognized her. After all, she had a wig and all new clothes on.
The salesman replies; I could tell you were a blonde, because the television you wanted, well -------

"""""" ITS A MICROWAVE """""

Cheers.