STAY OFF THE VODKA

[nalah]

SIPPING VODKA


A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak.

After mass he asked the Monsignor how he had done.

The Monsignor replied, " When I am worried about getting nervous on
the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass. If I
start to get nervous, I take a sip."

So next Sunday he took the Monsignor's advice.
At the beginning of the sermon, he got nervous and took a drink. He
proceeded to talk up a storm.

Upon his return to his office after the mass, he found the following
note on the door:

1. Sip the vodka, don't gulp.

2. There are 10 commandments, not 12.

3. There are 12 disciples, not 10.

4. Jesus was consecrated, not constipated.

5. Jacob wagered his donkey, he did not bet his ***.

6. We do not refer to Jesus Christ as the late J.C.

7. The Farther, Son, and Holy Ghost are not referred to as Daddy,
Junior and the spook.

8. David slew Goliath, he did not kick the **** out of him.

9. When David was hit by a rock and was knocked off his donkey,
don't say he was stoned off his ***.

10. We do not refer to the cross as the "Big T."

11. When Jesus broke the bread at the last supper he said, "take
this and eat it for it is my body." He did not say " Eat me" .

12. The Virgin Mary is not called " Mary with the Cherry,.

13. The recommended grace before a meal is not: Rub-A-Dub-Dub
thanks for the grub, Yeah God.

14. Next Sunday there will be a taffy pulling contest at ST.Peter's
not a peter pulling contest at St. Taffy's.
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[brewmaster15]

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-al

:smash:

Thats a good one hehe

Ronald

WOW... :o

If that is what happens while on Vodka, I hate to see the effect of tequilla.

My liquor of choice...

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[BlueTurquoise]

:D :D :D

PS. Julz that is a very funny 2 drinking faces!

Chong