nalah
02-03-2003, 06:20 PM
3 men crash land on a isolated island in the south pacific. They survive the crash but are captured by the natives of the island.
The chief of the tribe say that they can each live if they can pass one simple test. He asked each of the 3 men to go into the jungle and collect 10 pieces of fruit. John is the first to come back and he brings back 10 apples.
The chief tells him if he can insert the 10 pieces of fruit in his butt without making a sound or changing _expression he will let him live. John begins to insert the fruit...1...2...3...4...5...on the 6th apple he winces with pain and is duly killed.
Pete is the next to return and he has 10 raspberries. He begins to insert the raspberries...1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8...he gets to the 9th raspberry and bursts out laughing. He is immediately killed.
He meets up with John in heaven and John exclaims "Pete, u idiot! why did u laugh?" Pete is still laughing to himself and replies "I couldn't help it man, i saw Bill coming back with pineapples..."
The chief of the tribe say that they can each live if they can pass one simple test. He asked each of the 3 men to go into the jungle and collect 10 pieces of fruit. John is the first to come back and he brings back 10 apples.
The chief tells him if he can insert the 10 pieces of fruit in his butt without making a sound or changing _expression he will let him live. John begins to insert the fruit...1...2...3...4...5...on the 6th apple he winces with pain and is duly killed.
Pete is the next to return and he has 10 raspberries. He begins to insert the raspberries...1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8...he gets to the 9th raspberry and bursts out laughing. He is immediately killed.
He meets up with John in heaven and John exclaims "Pete, u idiot! why did u laugh?" Pete is still laughing to himself and replies "I couldn't help it man, i saw Bill coming back with pineapples..."