CANADIAN TEMPERATURE CHART EH!

[jim_shedden]

Canadian Temperature Chart
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> 50° Fahrenheit (10° C)
> Californians shiver uncontrollably.
> Canadians plant gardens
> 35° Fahrenheit (1.6° C)
> Italian Cars won't start
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> Canadians drive with the windows down
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> 32° Fahrenheit (0 ° C)
> American water freezes
> Canadian water gets thicker.
> 0° Fahrenheit (-17.9° C)
> New York City landlords finally turn on the heat.
> Canadians have the last cookout of the season.
> -60° Fahrenheit (-51° C)
> Mt. St. Helens freezes.
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> Canadian Girl Guides sell cookies door-to-door
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> -100° Fahrenheit (-73° C)
> Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
> Canadians pull down their ear flaps.
> -173° Fahrenheit (-114° C)
> Ethyl alcohol Freezes.
> Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg.
> -460° Fahrenheit (-273° C)
> Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops.
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> Canadians start saying "cold, eh?"
> -500° Fahrenheit (-295° C)
> Hell freezes over.
> The Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup.
>

[Goldfish_in_a_bowl]

Jim,

I am ROTFLMAO!!!!!
See I told ya..... :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

CANADIANS DO INFACT!!! Wear FUZZY EAR FLAPPED HATS!!!!
Should see their Slickers in the Spring... Yellow.... Little matching boots and Umbrella! ::) ::) HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ha ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
THANKS for the Laugh Jim ;D
Take care

K :gorgeous: !

[AndyL]

Hey, thats supposed to be:

Hell freezes over:
The edmonton oilers win the stanley cup!

;D

Andy

[darcy]

or the Calgary Flames :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(
Darcy

[jim_shedden]

Don't get Darcy going..............we are going to need a moderator to moderate the moderators......... ;D

[darcy]

I know Jim I know!!!!!!!! I will go to a corner now!!!! :crazy:
Darcy

Watch the wise *** Canadian remarks spaz...REMEMBER who was caught In Banff wearing one of those "fuzzy hats"?? Pictures to prove it.....walk softly ;)

Tony

[Goldfish_in_a_bowl]

Ya ya yaaa Whatever Tony (FLICKER) ::) ::) ::) :P :P :P
I'll Always be a "WANNABE" :-[ :-[ :-[

:gorgeous: