Joke

[Bill63SG]

After nearly 50 years of marriage, a couple was lying in bed one evening, when the wife felt her husband, begin to massage her in ways he hadn't in quite some time.

It almost tickled as his fingers started at her neck, and then began moving down past the small of her back.

He then caressed her shoulders and neck, slowly worked his hand down, stopping just over her stomach.

He then proceeded to place his hand on her left inner arm, working down her side, passing gently over her buttock and down her leg to her calf. Then, he proceeded up her thigh, stopping just at the uppermost portion of her leg.

He continued in the same manner on her right side, then suddenly stopped, rolled over and became silent.

As she had become quite aroused by this caressing, she asked in a loving voice, 'Honey that was wonderful. Why did you stop?' To which he responded:

'I found the remote.'

[Trier20]

HA!

[Wes]

Damm, you giving husbands a bad name, but true.

[Keith Perkins]

I haven't heard that one before, but I saw the punchline coming. Probably has something to do with how often I rummage the bedsheets searching for the remote.

[Bud Smith]

Good one Bill

[Bill63SG]

Happy New Year everyone.Getting ready for one last day with my son,heading to the Shedd Aquarium in 5min.

[Allwin]

AAH,Good one Bill Happy New year 2014

[dirtyplants]

That was good, I will remember that one.