A owner/operator's manual for women

Too funny Joan.. They're all #1.
But I'll have to agree with you on the 1st #1. Definitely wakes you up huh?

[mench]

Ladies,thats what that little thing on the wall is for...ya know the litlle thing that goes up and down..the one that turns on and off...the light switch.....

Mench

;D ;D :P :P

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Tony,

;D

John

[nalah]

and do you know why there's only one switch for the men...??

its a well known fact that women can multi-task. You poor darlings can barely do one thing at a time.We really dont want to confuse you more than you already are..

ROFLMAO
;D

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Pascale,

I'd comment, but apparently men only accept input on beer/sports/carnal desires - random criticism does not compute...

I'll take a beer now!

John

[Ivan]

The thing is we have to let you women have all those buttons so you feel in control. It's all part of the master plan, that women just cant comprehend. i'll stop now before I do start to become politcally incorrect haha.
:-X :-X

Ooooooo a battle of the sexes, and I am missing it.

Julz rubs her hands together

Sorry Pascale you had to defend us on your own for a bit. Where is Pril? We need her here as well... :P

Mench... Do you actually turn the bathroom light on in the middle of the night? If I remember correctly guys sit too when they are doga$$ tired..... ;D ;D ;D

Tony..... Nice Gadget you got there. I would tend to agree with Pascale on that one. Only bad thing it reminds me too much of the old fashioned Operaters Panel. We really aren't that complicating to figure out..... ;D ;D ;D

John.... I think yours needs a little help. You have them in the wrong order.... We all know which MUST come first ....... ;D ;D ;D

Ivan.... We don't need to feel in control... We ARE in control. Check out John's chronological order of importance (when he figures it out). A little hint.... Carnal ... ;D ;D ;D

Ok.... I'm off my box now......

Pril, you care to take a poke at these gentlemen?

Julz

[Ivan]

Well that just proves our plan is working doesn't it gentlemen.

:P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P

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I'm still off drinking beer... ... ...

8)

John

Still? You lush John..... Heck that was 2 days ago.... I'm not even that bad....

Will be tonight tho.... 8)

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Julz,

I went out to sushi and drank beer 2 nights ago. Last night I walked to a local restaurant in a snowstorm and drank beer. Tonight we are staying in and... drinking beer. (Or wine - depends on the mood...)

I plan on drinking Saturday too. Sunday I am taking a break....

:P

John

I do believe you just described our life to the tee.
Just the surroundings are different. Oh and the names have changed to protect the innocent.. :P

[nalah]

maybe i should have explained the relevance of these "buttons.
Women have many - why?.. because there are many ways to please us... emotionaly,physically,romantically..etc.

Men - well actually,there really should be 2 buttons. Men are simple creatures,girls!!! satisfy these 2 body organs and they're happy. ;D