OK.. Here is my Certificate... :P
Official Certificate of Geekiness
This is to certify that Julz has been tested in the fire of the Geek-o-meter and has shown her class in achieving the brilliant Geek Rating of 54%. Accordingly she has been awarded the following accolade...
"Is there any better place to be than just above half way? Yes, there is, Ms. Tediously Average! There's nothing so dull as middle-of-the-road mediocrity, and that's you, all right, and it's nothing to be proud of. You've either spent an unhealthy amount of time forcing your inadequate intellect to understand the little you know, or you've settled for knowing the minimum you could get away with, you lazy git."