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    FOR ALL YOU LEXIOPHILES :

    1. A bicycle *can't stand alone because it is two-tired.
    2. What's the definition of a *will? (It's a dead giveaway).
    3. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like *a banana.
    4. A backward poet writes inverse.
    5. In democracy it's your *vote that counts; In feudalism it's your count
    that votes.
    6. She had a *boyfriend with a wooden leg, but broke it off.
    7. A chicken crossing the *road is poultry in motion.
    8. If you don't pay your exorcist you get *repossessed.
    9. With her marriage she got a new name and a dress.
    10. *Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.
    11. *When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
    12. The man who fell into *an upholstery machine is fully recovered.
    13. A grenade thrown into a *kitchen in France would result in Linoleum
    Blownapart.
    14. You feel stuck *with your debt if you can't budge it.
    15. Local Area Network in Australia: *the LAN down under.
    16. He often broke into song because he couldn't find *the key.
    17. Every calendar's days are numbered.
    18. A lot of money is *tainted. 'Taint yours and 'taint mine.
    19. A boiled egg in the morning is *hard to beat.
    20. He had a photographic memory which was never developed.
    21. A plateau is a high form of flattery.
    22. The short fortune-teller *who escaped from prison was a small medium at
    large.
    23. Those who get too *big for their britches will be exposed in the end.
    24. When you've seen one *shopping center you've seen a mall.
    25. Those who jump off a Paris bridge *are in Seine.
    26. When an actress saw her first strands of gray hair she *thought she'd dye.
    27. Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.
    28. Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.
    29. Acupuncture is a jab *well done.
    30. Marathon runners with bad footwear suffer the agony of *defeat.




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    Default Re: FOR ALL YOU LEXIOPHILES :

    ;D ;D ;D ;D

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    Default Re: FOR ALL YOU LEXIOPHILES :

    Man oh Man, I have posted some weird stuff.... Sadly I don't even remember some it ! lol.. Any how.. I don't even know how I stumbled on this thread from 2003, but hey maybe we have some lexiophiles here, not to be mistaken another tyope of "philes" we don't want here.

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    Default Re: FOR ALL YOU LEXIOPHILES :

    Quote Originally Posted by brewmaster15 View Post
    Man oh Man, I have posted some weird stuff.... Sadly I don't even remember some it ! lol.. Any how.. I don't even know how I stumbled on this thread from 2003, but hey maybe we have some lexiophiles here, not to be mistaken another tyope of "philes" we don't want here.

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    LOL, indeed you do Al
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