Global Warming????????????????????

The Scientists say we are going thru a period of Global Warming.haha ;D

On chat, I was kidding April about her lovely Vancooler ( Go North--Make a left turn at the igloo and you're there! ) I underestimated her capabilities. Well I should have backed off before reminding her that $40 USD translates to approximately $12,529 Canuck Bucks. But noooooooooooooooo, I was on a roll ( not a Kaiser! ) and had to keep it up! I didn't heed the warning and after all--one cannot see the steam coming out of April's ears on the monitor. :-[

April said Yeah--Funnyman! We got our Birkenstocks and Plaid Knickers with our Muskrat hat with bungy cord mittens fashioned from goat tails accessorized with Otter eyes
( Those Vancoolerites use the entire animal and don't waste anything! ) but that is no raeson to constantly bash us.

Well, the Vancouver Witch Project is a very real phenomena! This weekend, in what is historically a mild mannered climate ( Maryland ) rivals all the snow in Buffalo!
Friday we started out with what the fake smile, bottle blond,
Tooth implanted, refugee from porn, beady eyed vacuum brained wench with cubic zirconia filled fingers reading from a teleprompter said we are experiencing a wintry mix. Yeah--how about that April? Sticking pins in the Joe Voodoo Doll??? --instigating the arthritic kneecaps with Sleet and freezing rain? Nice--I am impressed with your improvisational activities! Saturday it was much cooler--we got 4" of snow over the ice.

I fell down and busted my a$$ attempting to retrieve the paper that was under my van. Thanks Delivery Boy!!!! :-\ for the embedded gravel in my forehead! I got up went to the front door of my house--guess what? I locked myself out!! So I kicked the door and hurt my foot. Coincidence--I think not! Then I went through the garage which was open, but April also took pleasure in another surprise for Joe. The door adjoining the fishroom from the garage was stuck. Who didnt't know that? So far--my life has been a living hell today anyway ( April is relentless ) and it is still early! The damn door was stuck---I taught the door a lesson by yanking on it abruptly--and it opened--very quickly! It smacked me in the forehaed area( further embedding the gravel ) and blood was now gushing! I walked through the fishroom--and the fish even seemed apathetic!

Sunday---14 inches of additional snow so far---and now back to the sleet. It has been a fun filled weekend and I am confident April is behind it! No more quips about Vancooler, April---now will you call off the dogs--please honey? :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-*No more calling Labatts--Fallsflat---no more stupid inuendos. Hell they even called off church or I would have hired the Exorcist. Nothing but nice things from your humble servant April! Stop stirring your cauldren. I promise to buy you an Oreck Vacuum to replce the broom you fly around on ! Oops--I didn't mean it--that was a slip of the tongue--Pril baby! ;D ;D ;D

I'm down on my luck and my knobby knees---Joe :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-*

P.S. I love you no BS!!! :-* :-*

[April]

LMAO!!!! LOL. JOe. ok....you really deserve that.....
well we have your nice mild weather here...
i may need that power vacuum broom..after all my wetvac torched on. does it also suck water out of empty tanks ready to accept shiny new fishies?
you can have your sun back...as long as you dont send that snow up here.
will you be needing me to send you a flappy hat down there and some mukluks?

April Scissorhands--dearest,
Thank you for taking the time from your daily hexing to be so considerate by offering the razor blade filled mukluks. But I think I'll pass. I have been drifting in and out of conscientiousness for awhile ..abit disorientated and somewhat delirious now...I heard voices saying, "Don't go to the light" and had an out of body experience. Transcendental meditation! It is so nice of you to feel my pain--even when I am convinced you inflicted it upon me!! I was constantly reminded at Catholic Elementary school ( Our Lady of Eternal Flagellance ) by Sister Mary Terminator to be kind to our Northern Neighbors in Vancooler but I was busy dropping my pencil for a peep shot. Perversion runs in the family. Groping is an everyday event! The mug shots are not a good representation.The lighting cast a pall on my bad side( not that I have a good side! )

April, rest assured...do not worry about me! The bleeding has somewhat subsided--and the superficial wound eight inches wide only required 38 stitches !! ;D ;D ;D ;D
( thats 79 in Canadian stitches! ) and the doctor said I am only two quarts low! I hate when that happens!

Looking on the bright side--the tolerance level is dropping and 1 beer and I'm there!!!!! Joe ;D

Hic! good Nite Hic! Buuurpppppppppppppp----Ack MMMfph---Blat, Damn!!! Belch! Bonk! Wheres the styptic powder--my dew claws were cut too short! Aw man!!

Joe, ive told you how many times now......... dont drink the bong water!!!!!!!!!
Your friend, Matt

Pril look at the brighter side.. The PVBroom will serve nicely as a temporary car-car... Just think no buses.

Joe as far as you....... Pril has sent me a Joe VooDoo Doll as well... That too will serve nicely at ACA03.... ;D ;D ;D :P

Enjoy your snow.... Heck I heard you all got up to 25" (105" Canadian) up there..... Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee 8)

[Rod]

April, 79 canadian stiches is about 95 aussie stiches........right???

[Liz_Streithorst]

I fell down and busted my a$$ attempting to retrieve the paper that was under my van. Thanks Delivery Boy!!!! for the embedded gravel in my forehead!

Joe, YOU of all people leaving yourself open for this! OMG, I hope I don't live to regret this...I am getting a shippment of fish from you soon, BUT...

You butsed your *** and embedded gravel in your forhead?

Exactly how long has your head been in your ***? :P

Love you :-*, Liz

I love it......

It's almost painful to read some of these post..... I swear I'm going to have to cover my keyboard and monitor in plastic for all the coffee I waste

[April]

Yes...Rod that's about the right conversion for the stitches. lol.
[glow=red,2,300]JULZ!!!! and for anyone else who has heard about my car-car.....i don't need joes electric broom....as i just got a "new to me" CAR!!!!![/glow]
all the bad karma is now down in Maryland...and good karma is now coming to April!!!! ;D
oh...and also many cute little fry now popping up on every cone .!!!!!!
I think this all came from investing in a joe voodoo doll! maybe you should all get one!!
this could turn into one of those infomercial posts...for joe voodoo dolls. only....19.95 tax and shipping included. make that usd funds. just send to Aprils paypal account. it will pay for my new yellow crystals that are already enroute...before the snow started in maryland! they got out of there just in time....before the voodoo doll took effect.

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Yes now you can get your very own Sponge Joe Doll!

$9.95 S&H included.

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See Sponge Joe watch over your fish!

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See Sponge JOE get totally screwed up?

Hey who did that to him???? April?

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See Sponge JOE swimming with the fish!

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Yes it is true

Sponge JOE can even be used as extra filtration for your tank!

But will the poor fish ever get used to him?

[Ryan]

Oh no... I have to get myself one of those SpongeJoes.... Can we order other SpongePeople, like maybe a SpongeApril or a SpongeJulz?

Ryan