HOW to raise BIG FAT discus quickly....

[April]

Henry...Henry..what are we gonna do with you!!
If we start hearing posts about Discus who have no determination..and just sit and stare.and say peace man.....
and all they want to do is eat...and cant enjoy themselves anymore cause their enjoyment center in their brain is damaged...we will know why!!!
we'll hear posts like....they just sit there...and they are all fighting over their laced food rations..or....are in their wagon wheel formation and passing the food laced "brownie" around the circle and all taking one bite..
we;ll have no one but you to blame!!
ok..April quickly opens a discus rehab tank..for the discus who are out of control and are making bad decisions.
Please send them all to April :
I will set them up in an outward bound program where they have to go be in tune with nature.and think about their inner selves..

[henryD]

Sounds like we all need to go to April house for a party.


I bet she has something like that go on all the time.


COME ON EVERYONE PARTY AT APRILS!!!..... ;D ;D


Ps. Bring some bag and bag buddies. We could raid her tanks while she is busy with the "brownie".

[dred]

April,

LOL. Outward bound for Stoners - ROTFLMAO. Sounds like a hippie commune for Discus <smile>. Meaning, I bet they'd come, but you'd better check them for baggies 'cause you just described the Discus version of stoner paradise <smile>.

Al,

Thanks for the link. Since I spent the better part of a year consuming mass quantities of super hop laced homebrew while building a car, that link really helped explain a few of the decisions I've been stumped about for years <LOL>. Anyway, to the tune of Strawberry Fields ... India Pale Ale forever <smile>.

[brewmaster15]

Milton,

was it your own homebrew?
-al

[larry lob]

Viagra........... Who said viagra LOL :-X

[limige]

lol, never seen a discus ask for taco bell yet....lol

[April]

LOL Henry....no sneaking fishies away from aprils grasp..this is the hotel california. they may come but they may never leave.
but sure...party at Aprils. remember that in 7 years when the olympics are on. fee for room and board is water changes. ;D
Dred... I know nothing. but vancouver has some good homegrown...from what i hear...all the mansions are raided daily as grow-ops. Even new subdivisions have houses being bougt just for grow-op houses.

[Sketchy]

...and I was wondering how to get my fish past that "pecking order" thing!
They are all too busy passing the blunt and giving each other shotgun tokes to worry about taking swipes at each other (besides being too laid back to be aggressive afterwards!)

[yogi]

Let me see if I got this right. First henry posts a thread titled Don't worry help is here. In it henry says he's going to lead a discus anonymous meeting at the Sunday night chat. Then he starts this thread about feeding his discus pot. He continues this thread by planning a party at Aprils, where we all steal her discus. Something tells me henry is not the right person to lead discus anonymous.

[henryD]

Yogi,

Well my plan as President of Discus Anonymous was to feed discus pot. Maybe have the pot retain in the discus' circulatory system. And then have some fried/broil/grill/baked/satueed/roast/pan seared/raw sushi discus. This way we will all be so far gone we will not have to worry about discus any longer. My shrink always tell me to face my addition and not let it consume me. So I figured the best way was to consume it.

And like every good president I am only good at deligating responibility, pushing the blame to others, and spin the facts. So I figure I deligate the part to April, put a disclaimer that I am not responsible for others action, and say "I did not have sex with that women. What do you mean by sex? Could you define sex please?".