Children's books that Never made it to print...

[RandalB]

Here's a list of Children's books that never made it to print; enjoy:

Little Golden Books That Never Made It

> > 1. You Are Different and That's Bad
> > 2. The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables
> > 3. Dad's New Wife Robert
> > 4. Fun four-letter Words to Know and Share
> > 5. Hammers, Screwdrivers and Scissors: An
I-Can-Do-It Book
> > 6. The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking
> > 7. Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her
> > 8. Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence
> > 9. All Dogs Go to Hell
> > 10. The Little Sissy Who Snitched
> > 11. Some Kittens Can Fly
> > 12. That's it, I'm Putting You Up for Adoption
> > 13. Grandpa Gets a Casket
> > 14. The Magic World Inside the Abandoned
> Refrigerator
> > 15. Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia
> > 16. The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy
> > 17. Strangers Have the Best Candy
> > 18. Whining, Kicking and Crying to Get Your Way
> > 19. You Were an Accident
> > 20. Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will
> > 21. Pop! Goes The Hamster...And Other Great
> Microwave Games
> > 22. The Man in the Moon Is Actually Satan
> > 23. Your Nightmares Are Real
> > 24. Where Would You Like to Be Buried?
> > 25. Eggs, Toilet Paper, and Your School
> > 26. Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet
> Be friends?
> > 27. Places Where Mommy and Daddy Hide Neat Things
> > 28. Daddy Drinks Because You Cry


RandalB

[Ryan]

Here's another one

http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail84.html

[RandalB]

Ryan,
That was hilarious! I laughed so hard I was Crying!

RandalB

Hey Ryan... You joker. That's funny.

I guess these titles are labeled PG-13 (with caution). ;D

--Angie--

[Murphy]

Ha! ha! ha!....Ryan you are sick! but funny!

[Ryan]

"Some people are being fangoriously devoured by a gelatinous monster. Hillary's legs are being digested."

;D

[outlawpc]

Randal. . . and I always thought you were so serious :-)

When did you get the time to think these all up? What a hoot!

[auranabooks]

Opportunity knocks only once so we need to make the best out of it.