And the Dumb and Dumber Award goes to...

[Alan]

ONE - Recently, when I went to McDonald's I saw on the menu that you could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets. I asked for a half dozen nuggets. "We don't have half dozen nuggets," said the teenager at the counter. "You don't?" I replied. "We only have six, nine, or twelve," was the reply. "So I can't order a half dozen nuggets, but I can order six?"
"That's right." So I shook my head and ordered six McNuggets!


TWO - I was checking out at the local Wal-Mart with just a few items and the lady behind me put her things on the belt close to mine. I picked up one of those "dividers" that they keep by the cash register and placed it between our things so they wouldn't get mixed. After the young man had scanned all of my items, he picked up the "divider", looking it all over for the bar code so he could scan it. Not finding the bar code he said to me,
"Do you know how much this is?" I said to him "I've changed my mind, I don't think I'll buy that today." He said "OK," and I paid him for the things and left. He had no clue to what had just happened.

THREE - A lady at work was seen putting a credit card in her floppy drive and pulling it out very quickly. When I inquired as to what she was doing, she said she was shopping on the Internet and they kept asking for a credit card number, so she was using the ATM "thingy."

FOUR - I recently saw a distraught young lady weeping beside her car. "Do you need some help?" I asked. She replied, "I knew I should have replaced the battery to this remote door unlocker. Now I can't get into my car. Do you think they (pointing to a distant convenience store) would have a battery to fit this?" "Hmmm, I dunno. Do you have an alarm, too?" I asked. "No, just this remote thingy," she answered, handing it and the car keys to me. As I took the key and manually unlocked the door, I replied, "Why don't you drive over there and check about the batteries. It's a long walk."

FIVE - Several years ago, we had an Intern who was none too swift. One day he was typing and turned to a secretary and said, "I'm almost out of typing paper. What do I do?" "Just use copier machine paper," the secretary told him. With that, the intern took his last remaining blank piece of paper, put it on the photocopier and proceeded to make five "blank" copies.

SIX - A mother calls 911 very worried asking the dispatcher if she needs to take her kid to the emergency room, the kid was eating ants. The dispatcher tells her to give the kid some Benadryl and he should be fine. The mother says, I just gave him some ant killer..... Dispatcher: Rush him in to emergency!

[AmberC]

LOL Oh my goodness.. those are good

Amber

[Alan]

That was lightning fast Amber! I haven't even finished naming the options for the polls and you replied already

[AmberC]

lol.. yeah.. I saw the pole after I posted lol .. now I am trying to figure out which one to vote for! LOL

Amber

[tpl*co]

LOL, I was going *huh*? looking just at the poll until I read the post Was a hard choice.

I had a girl in a fast food place laugh when I told her "no Condiments" on my burger once

Tina