MERRY CHRISTMAS

[nalah]

Just wanting to wish everyone a happy and safe christmas.

Hoping that you all get want you wanted.... more discus and heaps of fishy stuff....

Merry Christmas everyone
Joyeux Noel

MERRY XMAS TO YOU AND EVERYONE


ALSO A VERY HAPPY NEW YEAR! >:(

[Discus Fantasy]

MERRY XMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR TO EVERYONE!!!

Danny and
Discusfantasy :) :) :)

[alisonty]

merry christmas everyone! may all our christmas wishes come true! :angel: :santa:

[DarkDiscus]

It's a little early, but I am also in holiday mode. I am off from 12/20 to 12/30 and I'm REALLY looking forward to it!

Merry Christmas and Happy Waterchanges Everyone!

John

[darcy]

MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!!!!!!!!

Darcy

[nalah]

John
i guess for you men,it is early. you all leave things til the last minute. Women have to be organised. Decorations,presents to wrap,food to prepare,etc.. ;)

[samcatj]

Merry Christmas to everyone and I hope your new year is even better that you expected. We all have so much to really be thankful for.

Samcatj

[Chad]

Merry Christmas to all!!! And a happy new year to you as well!!


ChaD

http://smilies.sofrayt.com/%5E/i/bell.gif Christmas Cake Recipe http://smilies.sofrayt.com/%5E/i/bell.gif

Ingredients:
1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
lemon juice
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
1 bottle Jose Quervo Tequila
2 cups of dried fruit

Sample the Quervo to check quality. http://smilies.sofrayt.com/%5E/_950/drunkard.gif

Take a large bowl, check the Quervo again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. http://smilies.sofrayt.com/%5E/_950/drunkard.gif

Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.

Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again.

At this point it's best to make sure the Quervo is still OK, try another cup... just in case. http://smilies.sofrayt.com/%5E/_950/drunkard.gif

Turn off the mixerer thingy.

Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit, Pick
the frigging fruit off floor...Mix on the turner.

If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver.

Sample the Quervo to check for tonsisticity. http://smilies.sofrayt.com/%5E/_950/drunkard.gif

Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who giveshz a %$@#*&

Check the Jose Quervo http://smilies.sofrayt.com/%5E/_950/drunkard.gif

Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven.

Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to
beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the window,

Finish the Jose Quervo and kick the cat. http://smilies.sofrayt.com/%5E/_950/drunkard.gif

http://smilies.sofrayt.com/%5E/x0/madnoel.gifCHERRY MISTMAS! http://smilies.sofrayt.com/%5E/x0/madnoel.gif

Heck I think that is the very reason the hubby won't let me bake any more. http://smilies.sofrayt.com/%5E/j/xmassad.gif

I remember one Christmas Eve when the kids were very little, I was determined to carry on a longtime tradition so I set out to make "Sticky Buns" which is our family's secret recipe. I went through the last punch down process to allow overnight rising, and mistakenly set the bowl too close to the edge of the counter. http://smilies.sofrayt.com/%5E/h0/crazy.gif

In the morning, I woke only to find that the majority of the dough had risen so much it had fallen off the counter and straight into the cat litter box below. http://smilies.sofrayt.com/%5E/u/catsmiley.gif From what I was able to salvage, from the bowl, ended up rising and overflowing even more in the oven. The loud fire alarm, and the thick smoke woke the sleeping family on Christmas morning that year.

I just sat on the kitchen floor and cried. http://smilies.sofrayt.com/%5E/q/crap.gif

I guess that is what happens when one has too much *spiked eggnog on Christmas Eve. http://smilies.sofrayt.com/%5E/_950/drunkard.gif

I sincerely hope everyone on the Simply Forum has a Wonderful Christmas and may The New Year of 2003 bring much happiness to us all.

Julz http://smilies.sofrayt.com/%5E/u/santasmile.gif

[Steve_Warner]

Hi all,
Hey Julz, did it "Clump" in the litter box for easy removal? :P ;D
Was that dough or "D'oh!" :-*


"Ho, Ho, Ho my god, I gotta go do a water change"

Merry Christmas everydiscusnut.......I mean body. :D



Steve

Whew.. Thanks Steve... ;)

Made a quick correction before Ryan saw it. "Julz, your spelling is grotesque" quote/unquote. lol.

Believe me it was a big "D'oh". So much for trying to impress my then new husband. :P

Julz :)

[nalah]

LOL Julz...i can picture it now..... cat must have been surprised too...

reminds me of the time my daughter decided to nuke her eggs rather than fry them. she took them out of m/wave and stuck a fork in one..oh my....
ever seen an egg storm.
mate - the walls,ceiling,my persian cat and Michele were covered in egg.
she was maybe 15 at the time but we still get a good laugh out of that now.

[Rod]

Merry xmas and a prosperous new year to all.

Rod

Hey I tried that once too. Learned my lesson real quick as well. Thank goodness I didn't have a persian cat tho. lmao. I'm picturing the look on your cats face.http://smilies.sofrayt.com/%5E/4/bigeyes.gif Or... ever try to cook bacon on a gas grill. Can you spell S-T-U-P-I-D.... ?? lol

The lessons we learn..... Ok.... Christmas Thread....


Ho Ho Ho. http://smilies.sofrayt.com/%5E/x0/madnoel.gif

[JESSIE]

Merry Christmas

Thats me in the middle.

Jess

[Jeff]

Merry Christmas to and happy New Year to everyone.


Jeff and Jason from Discusfarm :santa:

[Ivan]

Happy Christmas everyone, have a happy new year also.
Ivan

[EthanCote.com]

Happy Holiday all. Just wanted to wish everyone a safe and happy holiday season before I head off to Toronto.

Many Best Wishes to you and your loved ones for the coming New Year.


Cheers,

Chi.

[DiscusKing]

THANKS for the fun this year folks and looking foward to having more next year. Happy Holidays to all!

[jdr3366]

Merry Discus Christmas!

and

Have a Happy Fishy New Year!

John and Irene R

[Mattzilla]

merry christmas everyone!!!!

i hope everyone has a drink or twelve over the christmas period!!! i know i will

matt

Merry XMAS to all and a Happy New Year

(and greetings to those wich celebrate something else
whatever that is ;D )

Ronald

[RandalB]

Merry Wednesday and a Bah Humbug to all!!

(I have to work Christmas :'()


Poor Me!

RandalB

PS: Julz I will be trying that cake recipe it sounds great! I don't have a cat though... :rolleyes:

Merry Christmas and A Happy New Years!!!!!!!



Miles :)

[nalah]

I think the cat is an optional ingredient Randal :antlers:

What a shame you have to work BUT you're a cop... a have no pity then.. ;)
(i got booked speeding last week so I'm not impressed)http://smilies.sofrayt.com/%5E/t/mean.gif

[cichlidfan]

EVERYBODY HAVE A VERY MERRY CHRISTMAS
AND PROSPEROUS NEW YEAR ::) ::)

[aquatechnics]

With all best wishes for a warm and joyful Christmas!

Alberto & family

[SLY]

It's Christmas eve here so I'll like to wish you guys a merry christmas and a very happy and fruitful new year.http://64.207.13.28/mysmilies/contrib/ruinkai/biggrinsanta.gifhttp://64.207.13.28/mysmilies/contrib/ruinkai/biggrinsanta.gif

[karinS]

MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ALL OF YOU. :santa: :santa: Harry & Karin