Discusgeo
12-25-2002, 01:41 PM
A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife.
She was a very good looking woman, and determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she decided to place an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand.
Two men applied for the job. One was gay, Tim and the other a drunk, Bob.
She thought long and hard about it, and when no one else applied, she decided to hire the gay guy, figuring it would be safer to have him around the house than the drunk.
Tim proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours every day and knew a lot about ranching. For weeks, the two of them worked, and the ranch was doing very well.
Then one day, the rancher's widow said to the hired hand, "You have done a really good job and the ranch looks great. You should go into town and kick up your heels." Tim readily agreed and went into town one Saturday night.
However, one o'clock came and he didn't return. Two o'clock and no hired hand. Tim returned around two-thirty and found the rancher's widow sitting by the fireplace. She quietly called him over to her.
"Unbutton my blouse and take it off," she said.
Trembling, Tim did as she directed.
"Now take off my boots." Tim did so, slowly.
"Now take off my socks." Tim did.
"Now take off my skirt." Tim did.
"Now take off my bra." Again with trembling hands Tim did as he
was told.
"Now," she said, "take off my panties." Tim slowly pulled them
down and off. Then she looked at Tim and said, "Don't you ever wear my clothes to town again!"
She was a very good looking woman, and determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she decided to place an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand.
Two men applied for the job. One was gay, Tim and the other a drunk, Bob.
She thought long and hard about it, and when no one else applied, she decided to hire the gay guy, figuring it would be safer to have him around the house than the drunk.
Tim proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours every day and knew a lot about ranching. For weeks, the two of them worked, and the ranch was doing very well.
Then one day, the rancher's widow said to the hired hand, "You have done a really good job and the ranch looks great. You should go into town and kick up your heels." Tim readily agreed and went into town one Saturday night.
However, one o'clock came and he didn't return. Two o'clock and no hired hand. Tim returned around two-thirty and found the rancher's widow sitting by the fireplace. She quietly called him over to her.
"Unbutton my blouse and take it off," she said.
Trembling, Tim did as she directed.
"Now take off my boots." Tim did so, slowly.
"Now take off my socks." Tim did.
"Now take off my skirt." Tim did.
"Now take off my bra." Again with trembling hands Tim did as he
was told.
"Now," she said, "take off my panties." Tim slowly pulled them
down and off. Then she looked at Tim and said, "Don't you ever wear my clothes to town again!"