brewmaster15
01-17-2003, 12:38 PM
FOR ALL YOU LEXIOPHILES :
1. A bicycle *can't stand alone because it is two-tired.
2. What's the definition of a *will? (It's a dead giveaway).
3. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like *a banana.
4. A backward poet writes inverse.
5. In democracy it's your *vote that counts; In feudalism it's your count
that votes.
6. She had a *boyfriend with a wooden leg, but broke it off.
7. A chicken crossing the *road is poultry in motion.
8. If you don't pay your exorcist you get *repossessed.
9. With her marriage she got a new name and a dress.
10. *Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.
11. *When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
12. The man who fell into *an upholstery machine is fully recovered.
13. A grenade thrown into a *kitchen in France would result in Linoleum
Blownapart.
14. You feel stuck *with your debt if you can't budge it.
15. Local Area Network in Australia: *the LAN down under.
16. He often broke into song because he couldn't find *the key.
17. Every calendar's days are numbered.
18. A lot of money is *tainted. 'Taint yours and 'taint mine.
19. A boiled egg in the morning is *hard to beat.
20. He had a photographic memory which was never developed.
21. A plateau is a high form of flattery.
22. The short fortune-teller *who escaped from prison was a small medium at
large.
23. Those who get too *big for their britches will be exposed in the end.
24. When you've seen one *shopping center you've seen a mall.
25. Those who jump off a Paris bridge *are in Seine.
26. When an actress saw her first strands of gray hair she *thought she'd dye.
27. Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.
28. Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.
29. Acupuncture is a jab *well done.
30. Marathon runners with bad footwear suffer the agony of *defeat.
1. A bicycle *can't stand alone because it is two-tired.
2. What's the definition of a *will? (It's a dead giveaway).
3. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like *a banana.
4. A backward poet writes inverse.
5. In democracy it's your *vote that counts; In feudalism it's your count
that votes.
6. She had a *boyfriend with a wooden leg, but broke it off.
7. A chicken crossing the *road is poultry in motion.
8. If you don't pay your exorcist you get *repossessed.
9. With her marriage she got a new name and a dress.
10. *Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.
11. *When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
12. The man who fell into *an upholstery machine is fully recovered.
13. A grenade thrown into a *kitchen in France would result in Linoleum
Blownapart.
14. You feel stuck *with your debt if you can't budge it.
15. Local Area Network in Australia: *the LAN down under.
16. He often broke into song because he couldn't find *the key.
17. Every calendar's days are numbered.
18. A lot of money is *tainted. 'Taint yours and 'taint mine.
19. A boiled egg in the morning is *hard to beat.
20. He had a photographic memory which was never developed.
21. A plateau is a high form of flattery.
22. The short fortune-teller *who escaped from prison was a small medium at
large.
23. Those who get too *big for their britches will be exposed in the end.
24. When you've seen one *shopping center you've seen a mall.
25. Those who jump off a Paris bridge *are in Seine.
26. When an actress saw her first strands of gray hair she *thought she'd dye.
27. Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.
28. Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.
29. Acupuncture is a jab *well done.
30. Marathon runners with bad footwear suffer the agony of *defeat.