jim_shedden
02-26-2003, 08:27 AM
Canadian Temperature Chart
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> 50° Fahrenheit (10° C)
> Californians shiver uncontrollably.
> Canadians plant gardens
> 35° Fahrenheit (1.6° C)
> Italian Cars won't start
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> Canadians drive with the windows down
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> 32° Fahrenheit (0 ° C)
> American water freezes
> Canadian water gets thicker.
> 0° Fahrenheit (-17.9° C)
> New York City landlords finally turn on the heat.
> Canadians have the last cookout of the season.
> -60° Fahrenheit (-51° C)
> Mt. St. Helens freezes.
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> Canadian Girl Guides sell cookies door-to-door
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> -100° Fahrenheit (-73° C)
> Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
> Canadians pull down their ear flaps.
> -173° Fahrenheit (-114° C)
> Ethyl alcohol Freezes.
> Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg.
> -460° Fahrenheit (-273° C)
> Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops.
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> Canadians start saying "cold, eh?"
> -500° Fahrenheit (-295° C)
> Hell freezes over.
> The Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup.
>
>
> 50° Fahrenheit (10° C)
> Californians shiver uncontrollably.
> Canadians plant gardens
> 35° Fahrenheit (1.6° C)
> Italian Cars won't start
>
> Canadians drive with the windows down
>
> 32° Fahrenheit (0 ° C)
> American water freezes
> Canadian water gets thicker.
> 0° Fahrenheit (-17.9° C)
> New York City landlords finally turn on the heat.
> Canadians have the last cookout of the season.
> -60° Fahrenheit (-51° C)
> Mt. St. Helens freezes.
>
> Canadian Girl Guides sell cookies door-to-door
>
> -100° Fahrenheit (-73° C)
> Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
> Canadians pull down their ear flaps.
> -173° Fahrenheit (-114° C)
> Ethyl alcohol Freezes.
> Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg.
> -460° Fahrenheit (-273° C)
> Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops.
>
> Canadians start saying "cold, eh?"
> -500° Fahrenheit (-295° C)
> Hell freezes over.
> The Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup.
>