wildthing
10-14-2003, 12:45 PM
Two builders (Chris and James) are seated either side of a
table in a Rough pub when a well-dressed man enters, orders a beer
and sits on a stool at the bar. The two builders start to speculate
about the occupation of the suit...
Chris: - I reckon he's an accountant.
James: - No way - he's a stockbroker.
Chris: - He ain't no stockbroker ! A stockbroker wouldn't come
In here!
The argument repeats itself for some time until the volume of
beer gets the better of Chris and he makes for the toilet.
On entering the toilet he sees that the suit is standing at a
urinal.
Curiosity and the several beers get the better of the
builder...
Chris: - Scuse me.... no offence meant, but me and me mate were
wondering what you do for a living?
Suit: - No offence taken ! I'm a Logical Scientist by
profession !
Chris: - Oh ! What's that then ?
Suit: - I'll try to explain by example ...Do you have a
goldfish at
home?
Chris: - Er ... mmm ... well yeah, I do as it happens!
Suit: - Well, it's logical to follow that you keep it in a bowl
or in a pond. Which is it?
Chris: - It's in a pond!
Suit: - Well then it's reasonable to suppose that you have a
large garden then?
Chris: - As it happens, yes I have got a big garden!
Suit: - Well then it's logical to assume that in this town if
you have a large garden then you have a large house?
Chris: - As it happens I've got a five bedroom house... built it
myself!
Suit: - Well given that you've built a five bedroom house it is
logical to assume that you haven't built it just for yourself
and that you are quite probably married?
Chris: - Yes I am married, I live with my wife and three
children.
Suit: - Well then it is logical to assume that you are sexually
active with your wife on a regular basis?
Chris: - Yep! Four nights a week!
Suit: - Well then it is logical to suggest that you do not
masturbate very often?
Chris: - Me? Never
Suit: - Well there you are! That's logical science at work!
Chris: - How's that then?
Suit: - Well from finding out that you had a goldfish, I've
told you about your sex life !
Chris: - I see! That's pretty impressive... thanks mate!
Both leave the toilet and Chris returns to his mate.
James: - I see the suit was in there. Did you ask him what he
does?
Chris: - Yep! He's a logical scientist!
James: - What's that then?
Chris: - I'll try and explain..... Do you have a goldfish?
James: - Nope
Chris: - Well then, you're a wanker.
table in a Rough pub when a well-dressed man enters, orders a beer
and sits on a stool at the bar. The two builders start to speculate
about the occupation of the suit...
Chris: - I reckon he's an accountant.
James: - No way - he's a stockbroker.
Chris: - He ain't no stockbroker ! A stockbroker wouldn't come
In here!
The argument repeats itself for some time until the volume of
beer gets the better of Chris and he makes for the toilet.
On entering the toilet he sees that the suit is standing at a
urinal.
Curiosity and the several beers get the better of the
builder...
Chris: - Scuse me.... no offence meant, but me and me mate were
wondering what you do for a living?
Suit: - No offence taken ! I'm a Logical Scientist by
profession !
Chris: - Oh ! What's that then ?
Suit: - I'll try to explain by example ...Do you have a
goldfish at
home?
Chris: - Er ... mmm ... well yeah, I do as it happens!
Suit: - Well, it's logical to follow that you keep it in a bowl
or in a pond. Which is it?
Chris: - It's in a pond!
Suit: - Well then it's reasonable to suppose that you have a
large garden then?
Chris: - As it happens, yes I have got a big garden!
Suit: - Well then it's logical to assume that in this town if
you have a large garden then you have a large house?
Chris: - As it happens I've got a five bedroom house... built it
myself!
Suit: - Well given that you've built a five bedroom house it is
logical to assume that you haven't built it just for yourself
and that you are quite probably married?
Chris: - Yes I am married, I live with my wife and three
children.
Suit: - Well then it is logical to assume that you are sexually
active with your wife on a regular basis?
Chris: - Yep! Four nights a week!
Suit: - Well then it is logical to suggest that you do not
masturbate very often?
Chris: - Me? Never
Suit: - Well there you are! That's logical science at work!
Chris: - How's that then?
Suit: - Well from finding out that you had a goldfish, I've
told you about your sex life !
Chris: - I see! That's pretty impressive... thanks mate!
Both leave the toilet and Chris returns to his mate.
James: - I see the suit was in there. Did you ask him what he
does?
Chris: - Yep! He's a logical scientist!
James: - What's that then?
Chris: - I'll try and explain..... Do you have a goldfish?
James: - Nope
Chris: - Well then, you're a wanker.