KD
12-12-2004, 09:40 AM
DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME!! HA HA HA!!!
Tequila Christmas Cake
> >
> >Ingredients:
> >
> >1 cup of water
> >
> >1 tsp baking soda
> >
> >1 cup of sugar
> >
> >1 tsp salt
> >
> >1 cup of brown sugar
> >
> >Lemon juice
> >
> >4 large eggs
> >
> >Nuts
> >
> >1 bottle tequila
> >
> >2 cups of dried fruit
> >
> >
> >Sample the tequila to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the
> >tequila
> >again. To be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup
and
> >drink. Repeat. Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in
a
> >large
> >fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point
it's
> >best
> >to make sure the tequila is still OK. Try another cup...justin case.
> >Turn
> >off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck
in
> >the
> >cup of dried fruit.
> >
> >
> >
> >Pick the frigging fruit up off floor. Mix on the turner. If the
fried
> >druit
> >gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver.
Sample
> >the
> >tequila to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups of salt. Or
> >something. Check the tequila. Now shift the lemon juice and strain
your
> >nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you
can
> >
> >find. Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to
fall
> >
> >over. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl
> >through
> >the window. Finish the tequila and wipe counter with the cat.
> >
> >
> >
> >CHERRY MISTMAS!
> >
> >
Tequila Christmas Cake
> >
> >Ingredients:
> >
> >1 cup of water
> >
> >1 tsp baking soda
> >
> >1 cup of sugar
> >
> >1 tsp salt
> >
> >1 cup of brown sugar
> >
> >Lemon juice
> >
> >4 large eggs
> >
> >Nuts
> >
> >1 bottle tequila
> >
> >2 cups of dried fruit
> >
> >
> >Sample the tequila to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the
> >tequila
> >again. To be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup
and
> >drink. Repeat. Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in
a
> >large
> >fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point
it's
> >best
> >to make sure the tequila is still OK. Try another cup...justin case.
> >Turn
> >off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck
in
> >the
> >cup of dried fruit.
> >
> >
> >
> >Pick the frigging fruit up off floor. Mix on the turner. If the
fried
> >druit
> >gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver.
Sample
> >the
> >tequila to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups of salt. Or
> >something. Check the tequila. Now shift the lemon juice and strain
your
> >nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you
can
> >
> >find. Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to
fall
> >
> >over. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl
> >through
> >the window. Finish the tequila and wipe counter with the cat.
> >
> >
> >
> >CHERRY MISTMAS!
> >
> >