If your fish could talk

[Cosmo]

WHAT.. would they say to you ??

[sidra]

They would, of course, be Cindarella's evil stepmother and stepsisters/brothers......"Clean that glass", "Vacuum that gravel", "Change my water...No! No! That's too cold. You clod..now it's too hot", "Feed me", "No not THOSE Bloodworms...the HIKARI bloodworms".

[sidra]

Oh ya, and then they would say "No, you can't go to the ball. We hear prince charming doesn't like discus. Besides, who's gonna feed us?"

[Jeff in NC]

I need a bigger tank.Ewww is that flake food .And get this bully out of my tank!

[Cosmo]

Daddy, why don't you and mommy get more children so we have someone to play with... please, please, please... we'll be good and clean our tank if you do.. please please please...

Daddy: Hey kids.. GREAT IDEA LOL

[funkyfish]

is it a turd or is it a black worm lets see

[Polishdude]

Male out of a breeding pair "Sex ...seX.. .gimme sex...... seeeeexx!

[Clabbe]

Right now my discus are sayeing to me "stay up all night and change our wather cause this stupid medicin dosent work! And when youre done, stay out :angry: or else whe are gonna smash the aquarium glas with our foreheads!" (my 2 pairs are realy sick)

[Spices]

:D

Probably all of the above.:o

[dishpanhands]

when they see brine shrimp and redworms...the fat one sayes "Umm.. surf and turf."

[sidra]

My babies just keep saying "More food, please"....

[dishpanhands]

between feedings they say "the way out must be at the other end of the tank." then they swim to other end of tank and say "the way out must be at the other end of the tank." then back and forth.

[Greg Richardson]

Mine say oh you just did a water change it's time to POOP!

I kid you not. It's like on cue right after change.

[Eddie]

My guys and gals would say " FEED US YOU FOOL"! :D

[frenchdiscus]

If it is not Filet Mignon I don't want it, and don't even try fast food!!!

[Discus_KC]

Hey idiot !!!!! Turn that music down !!!!!!!!

[jeep]

Jack, if your MP's could talk they would say "Get me out of here!! I want to live at jeep's" :D

[ping]

They would say "Get A Life" :D

[Spices]

"Listen! It's my favorite song playing." :guitarist: :guitarist: :guitarist

(I forgot to add that our fish loves music and our voices too). :D

--Angie--

[Condor]

Do you have any cash on you... :D

Adrian

[dishpanhands]

!!OH!! I get it. Its what they should say, and not what they do say..Because were you think the sailors got all those bad words.... :D

[alpine]

Hey..Buddy.. what is all this..what do you think you are doing...I got the Mrs and the Kids here.. get some clothes on you looser ..I bet you even think you are hot stuff ..


:)

roberto.

[sidra]

Cosmo,

Do NOT fall for the "get us more brothers and sisters to play with and we promise to clean our tank". They LIE.

I went and got my four babies four new brothers and sisters and I have not once seen them clean their tank. In fact it's messier. They are lying little heathens...

....going to get them more brothers and sisters again this weekend (oh, and a bigger tank too-since they share a room they want a bigger one). lol

Kristen

[Cosmo]

LOL

[oodi]

"Why do those Tad and Oodi characters always have to argue while they are cleaning our tank?!?!?!?!?"

[LilMissHorseshoes]

Lololololol

[mmorris]

Well here's a fun thread to resurrect! Mine say "Pellets? Again? I want fdbw!" And then they LOOK at me. There is no mistaking that look!

[Jennie]

LOL, Ditto Martha..mine would say "don't just stand there idiot, where's the discus crack?"

[vera]

mine "look at that tail-standing nerd haha , real runt " lol

[Jennie]

ROTFLLMAO!