traco
06-29-2006, 11:25 PM
Men in Heaven
After the great tribulation, and everybody worthy on earth was dead and
waiting to enter Paradise, God appeared and said, "All the women can
report to St. Peter.
I want the men to make two lines:
one line for the men who were true heads of their household, and the
other line for the men who were dominated by their women."
Soon, the women were gone, and there were two lines of men.
The line of the men who were dominated by their wives was over 1000
kilometers long, and in the line of men who truly were heads of their
household, there was only one man.
God said, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves. I created you to be
the head of your household! You have been disobedient and have not
fulfilled your purpose! Of all of you, only one obeyed. Learn from him."
God turned to the one man, "How did you manage to be the only one in
this line?"
The man replied, "My wife told me to stand here".
After the great tribulation, and everybody worthy on earth was dead and
waiting to enter Paradise, God appeared and said, "All the women can
report to St. Peter.
I want the men to make two lines:
one line for the men who were true heads of their household, and the
other line for the men who were dominated by their women."
Soon, the women were gone, and there were two lines of men.
The line of the men who were dominated by their wives was over 1000
kilometers long, and in the line of men who truly were heads of their
household, there was only one man.
God said, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves. I created you to be
the head of your household! You have been disobedient and have not
fulfilled your purpose! Of all of you, only one obeyed. Learn from him."
God turned to the one man, "How did you manage to be the only one in
this line?"
The man replied, "My wife told me to stand here".