NEVER ARGUE WITH A WOMAN!!

[Kindredspirit]

NEVER ARGUE WITH A WOMAN

One morning a woman's husband returned to their cottage after several
hours of fishing and decided to take a nap. Although not familiar with the
lake, his wife decided to take the boat out. She motored out a short
distance, and began to read her book.

Along came a Game Warden in his boat. He pulled up alongside the woman
and said, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?"

"Reading a book," she replied, (thinking, Isn't that obvious?")

"You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informed her.

"I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading."

"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at
any moment. "I'll have to take you in and write you up."

"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," said the
woman.

"But I haven't even touched you," said the game warden.

"That's true but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could
start at any moment."

"Have a nice day ma'am," and he left.


MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also
think.

[wolfbane]

OMG OMG!!!!! I laughed til I had to "go".

[hexed]

LMAO! :D

[Kindredspirit]

OMG OMG!!!!! I laughed til I had to "go".



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[Kenny's Discus]

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

[greyhoundfan]

Marie, you have the funnies emoticons..where do you get them all?



Reid

"Happy Wife=Happy Life"

[Kindredspirit]

Hey Reid ~ got money?? http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/7/7_15_13.gif lol!! They are fun! Have had them for years and shared with many!!


enjoy ~ if you need help to post here let me know:)

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[Ed13]

NEVER ARGUE WITH A WOMAN



MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also
think.

:confused: :huh: :shocked: :noway: :D

Greatest lesson learned, thanks Marie!