Funny

[White Worm]

The perfect Wal-Mart Greeter
A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walks into WalMart with her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.

The WalMart Greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to Walmart .... Nice children you've got there - are they twins?"
The ugly woman stops screaming long enough to say, "Hell no they ain't, the oldest one, he's 9 and the younger one, she's 7.

Why the hell would you think they're twins?........ Do you really think they look alike?"
"No", replies the greeter, "I just couldn't believe you got (edited) twice!"

[Dissident]

ahhhh TY :D


hope you don't mind but I had to share that on the WalMart thread on the plantedtank.net

http://www.plantedtank.net/forums/lounge/23065-am-i-only-one-leaves-walmart.html

[pcsb23]

:D :D

Its not funny, I shouldn't laugh really, oh what the hell :D :D

[Kindredspirit]

You said hell.


I'm tellin.......http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/23/23_1_123.gif

[pcsb23]

You are quite right Marie, I'll consider myself in trouble :) It should have been hellums :D

[Kindredspirit]

http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/23/23_146_38.gif



(Paul hope this isnt an insult:o they have so many smiley phrases but the ones from other countries I have no idea if they are FUNNY or INSULTS...lol!
OMG!! A NEW THREAD IDEA! See what people know eh?)

[White Worm]

OOps, I said it too.

[pcsb23]

http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/23/23_146_38.gif



(Paul hope this isnt an insult:o they have so many smiley phrases but the ones from other countries I have no idea if they are FUNNY or INSULTS...lol!
OMG!! A NEW THREAD IDEA! See what people know eh?)
Nope Top Banana is the same here as there :)