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billeagan
10-30-2008, 10:25 AM
I thought this was pretty good...



The Tax System - Explained With Beer

Suppose that every day, ten men go out for beer and the bill for all
ten comes to $100. If they paid their bill the way we pay our taxes, it
would go something like this:

The first four men (the poorest) would pay nothing.

The fifth would pay $1.

The sixth would pay $3.

The seventh would pay $7.

The eighth would pay $12.

The ninth would pay $18.

The tenth man (the richest) would pay $59.

So, that's what they decided to do.

The ten men drank in the bar every day and seemed quite happy with the
arrangement, until one day, the owner threw them a curve. 'Since you
are all such good customers,' he said, 'I'm going to reduce the cost of
your daily beer by $20.'Drinks for the ten now cost just $80.

The group still wanted to pay their bill the way we pay our taxes so
the first four men were unaffected. They would still drink for free. But
what about the other six men - the paying customers? How could they
divide the $20 windfall so that everyone would get his 'fair share?'

They realized that $20 divided by six is $3.33. But if they subtracted
that from everybody's share, then the fifth man and the sixth man would
each end up being paid to drink his beer. So, the bar owner suggested
that it would be fair to reduce each man's bill by roughly the same
amount, and he proceeded to work out the amounts each should pay.

And so:

The fifth man, like the first four, now paid nothing (100% savings).

The sixth now paid $2 instead of $3 (33%savings).

The seventh now pay $5 instead of $7 (28%savings).

The eighth now paid $9 instead of $12 ( 25% savings).

The ninth now paid $14 instead of $18 ( 22% savings).

The tenth now paid $49 instead of $59 (16% savings).

Each of the six was better off than before. And the first four
continued to drink for free. But once outside the restaurant, the men began to
compare their savings.

'I only got a dollar out of the $20,'declared the sixth man. He pointed
to the tenth man,' but he got $10!'

'Yeah, that's right,' exclaimed the fifth man. 'I only saved a dollar,
too. It's unfair that he got ten times more than I!'

'That's true!!' shouted the seventh man. 'Why should he get $10 back
when I got only two? The wealthy get all the breaks!'

'Wait a minute,' yelled the first four men in unison. 'We didn't get
anything at all. The system exploits the poor!'

The nine men surrounded the tenth and beat him up.

The next night the tenth man didn't show up for drinks, so the nine sat
down and had beers without him. But when it came time to pay the bill,
they discovered something important. They didn't have enough money
between all of them for even half of the bill!

And that, boys and girls, journalists and college professors, is how
our tax system works. The people who pay the highest taxes get the most
benefit from a tax reduction. Tax them too much, attack them for being
wealthy, and they just may not show up anymore. In fact, they might
start drinking overseas where the atmosphere is somewhat friendlier.

David R. Kamerschen, Ph.D.
Professor of Economics
University of Georgia

For those who understand, no explanation is needed.
For those who do not understand, no explanation is possible.

brewmaster15
10-30-2008, 10:33 AM
LOL Bill... that was pretty good...but I think I need a drink to really understand it....I want to be one of the first four men.:)

-al

MSD
10-30-2008, 10:46 AM
Accountant humor, always makes you want to bang your head against the wall a few times. :D

Peachtree Discus
10-30-2008, 11:44 AM
Tax them too much, attack them for being
wealthy, and they just may not show up anymore. In fact, they might
start drinking overseas where the atmosphere is somewhat friendlier.


:vomit:
:wave:

billeagan
10-30-2008, 02:59 PM
:angel:
Accountant humor, always makes you want to bang your head against the wall a few times. :D

Ed13
10-31-2008, 01:19 PM
I sure wish my Business Admi proffesors would have explain things this way:mad: Even though I don't drink:D

MSD
10-31-2008, 01:32 PM
Present company excepted.

Cosmo
11-01-2008, 06:14 PM
I'd LOL but there was obviously no humor in your post Bill. Interesting reading though ..

GrillMaster
11-03-2008, 09:15 PM
Then ya have a sixth guy like myself who would just step up an say..."I'll tell ya what, I will pay $20 a week instead of $3. I really cant afford it, but the harmony and frienship will remain with us all. The 9th and 10th guy wouldn't object cause they would actually wind up payin even less. All rich people are happy when they can pay less except when it comes to themselves... The first 5 would be happy cause they would remain payin nothing. The poor love when they dont need to pay anything. The 5th, 7th, an 8th guys would also wind up payin a lil less. I saved the richest guy since he would'nt be gettin linched now.

I would probably wind up gettin audited cause I am spendin $17 extra a week that I couldn't afford and have no explanation where it came from...Just tryin ta keep the peace. Audit, penalty, interest, and late fees would put me and my family into a financial crisis that we couldn't get out of. The rich guy got richer, it didn't effect the poor.and the middle guys just learned from my mistake... ;) :D :D :D

I'll toast to that! :D

dishpanhands
11-15-2008, 06:01 PM
Tell the rest of the story...LOL... the Tenth guy that spent the most the night before owns the beer distrubitor and the next morning he collected $90 of the $100 spent the night before and replaced the beer used. His cost for all the beer drunk was $5. So who did pay for the Beer?

dishpanhands
11-15-2008, 06:50 PM
now If we add the bail outs to this...LOL
That would be like saying the distrubitor got a bunch of beer that taste like sewer water and makeing ereryone that drinks beer has to give him his money back....LOL

Roxanne
11-20-2008, 12:10 PM
Accountant humor, always makes you want to bang your head against the wall a few times. :D

You nailed it MSD.....Accountant Humour.......I think they tell rhetorical jokes they do not require a laugh for...no offense Billeagan:D

:D