Second Hand Pat
11-18-2011, 11:55 PM
HOPE THIS MAKES YOU SMILE
Well, it's $hit . that's right, $hit!
$hit may just be the most functional
word in the English language.
You can smoke $hit, buy $hit, sell $hit,
lose $hit, find $hit, forget $hit,
and tell others to eat $hit.
Some people know their $hit,
while others can't tell the difference
between $hit and shineola.
There are lucky $hits, dumb $hits,
and crazy $hits. There is bull $hit,
horse $hit, and chicken $hit.
You can throw $hit, sling $hit,
catch $hit, shoot the $hit,
or duck when the $hit hits the fan.
You can give a $hit or serve $hit on a shingle.
You can find yourself in deep $hit or
be happier than a pig in $hit.
Some days are colder than $hit,
some days are hotter than $hit,
and some days are just plain $hitty.
Some music sounds like $hit,
things can look like $hit, and
there are times when you feel like $hit.
You can have too much $hit,
not enough $hit, the right $hit,
the wrong $hit or a lot of weird $hit.
You can carry $hit, have a mountain of $hit, or
find yourself up $hit creek without a paddle.
Sometimes everything you touch turns to $hit and
other times you fall in a bucket of $hit and
come out smelling like a rose.
When you stop to consider all the facts,
it's the basic building block of the English language.
And remember, once you know your $hit,
you don't need to know anything else!!
You could pass this along, if you give a $hit;
or not do so if you don't give a $hit!
Well, $hit, it's time for me to go.
Just wanted you to know that I do give a $hit and
hope you had a nice day, without a bunch of $hit.
But, if you happened to catch a load of $hit
from some $hit-head...........
Well, $hit on'em!
:-) :-)
Well, it's $hit . that's right, $hit!
$hit may just be the most functional
word in the English language.
You can smoke $hit, buy $hit, sell $hit,
lose $hit, find $hit, forget $hit,
and tell others to eat $hit.
Some people know their $hit,
while others can't tell the difference
between $hit and shineola.
There are lucky $hits, dumb $hits,
and crazy $hits. There is bull $hit,
horse $hit, and chicken $hit.
You can throw $hit, sling $hit,
catch $hit, shoot the $hit,
or duck when the $hit hits the fan.
You can give a $hit or serve $hit on a shingle.
You can find yourself in deep $hit or
be happier than a pig in $hit.
Some days are colder than $hit,
some days are hotter than $hit,
and some days are just plain $hitty.
Some music sounds like $hit,
things can look like $hit, and
there are times when you feel like $hit.
You can have too much $hit,
not enough $hit, the right $hit,
the wrong $hit or a lot of weird $hit.
You can carry $hit, have a mountain of $hit, or
find yourself up $hit creek without a paddle.
Sometimes everything you touch turns to $hit and
other times you fall in a bucket of $hit and
come out smelling like a rose.
When you stop to consider all the facts,
it's the basic building block of the English language.
And remember, once you know your $hit,
you don't need to know anything else!!
You could pass this along, if you give a $hit;
or not do so if you don't give a $hit!
Well, $hit, it's time for me to go.
Just wanted you to know that I do give a $hit and
hope you had a nice day, without a bunch of $hit.
But, if you happened to catch a load of $hit
from some $hit-head...........
Well, $hit on'em!
:-) :-)