chrisb01
11-19-2011, 05:52 PM
Barack and Michelle attended a baseball game, sitting in the front row near third base. The head of the Secret Service leaned down and whispered something into Barack's ear to which Barack replied "What??? I can't do that!"
The Secret Service agent said "Why not Sir? The fans want it, both teams want it and even the umpires would like to see it!"
"Hmm... Well, ok, I'll do it!" Barack replied right before he grabbed Michelle and threw her onto the field to the unrestrained cheers of everyone!
As Michelle was getting back onto her feet, cursing a blue stream, Barack looked over at his, now very pale Secret Service agent and exclaimed "Wow, you were right! They DID love that!"
The agent bent down and whispered back to Barack "Sir, I said everyone wants you to throw out the first 'pitch!'"
The Secret Service agent said "Why not Sir? The fans want it, both teams want it and even the umpires would like to see it!"
"Hmm... Well, ok, I'll do it!" Barack replied right before he grabbed Michelle and threw her onto the field to the unrestrained cheers of everyone!
As Michelle was getting back onto her feet, cursing a blue stream, Barack looked over at his, now very pale Secret Service agent and exclaimed "Wow, you were right! They DID love that!"
The agent bent down and whispered back to Barack "Sir, I said everyone wants you to throw out the first 'pitch!'"