MY WIFE LEFT ME!

[chiligum]

My wife left me because she said i was obsessed with The Monkees, I thought she was joking........And then i saw her face!

[LizStreithorst]

What's wrong with that? That's acceptable. I know a guy whose wife poisoned his Discus. Now, THAT is grounds for divorce!

[chiligum]

Ithought this section was off Discus topics?:p

[roclement]

...now I'm a believer...not a trace of doubt in my mind...

Rodrigo (the guy whose girlfriend poisoned his fish)

[chiligum]

My wife left me because i kept mis-quoting the Terminator Films.......Oh well, She'll Be Back!

[round flat fish]

My wife left me cause she had to go to work :) I sure hope you are joking cause if not thats pretty messed up.

[LizStreithorst]

My wife left me because i kept mis-quoting the Terminator Films.......Oh well, She'll Be Back!

You Brits...Either be more witty as y'all can be, or get a life.

Ringo, Eddies wife poisoned his fish, too. How is it that you men can make such huge mistakes? Oh....never mind. I made a huge mistake myeslf once. He threatened to bash in all my tanks but didn't. People are not always what they present themselves to be.

[chiligum]

My wife said she was leaving me because of my obsession with Tamla Motown, she never told me herself......I Heard It Through The Grapevine!

[H2Ochanger]

...now I'm a believer...not a trace of doubt in my mind...

Rodrigo (the guy whose girlfriend poisoned his fish)

I'm glad someone posted that, so I wouldn't have to!

[LizStreithorst]

My wife said she was leaving me because of my obsession with Tamla Motown, she never told me herself......I Heard It Through The Grapevine!

OK. You've won me over.

[vera]

My wife said she was leaving me because of my obsession with Tamla Motown, she never told me herself......I Heard It Through The Grapevine!

probably Ricky Martin in town , she'll be back ;)

[chiligum]

My wife says she is leaving me because my stories never make any sense...And that is how i saved Christmas!

[Darrell Ward]

After 32 years, I can't get rid of my wife. If I told her to get out, she would probably just laugh at me!:p

[ericatdallas]

true story... my wife didn't leave me but told me to go earn a purple heart :(

[Moon]

After 32 years, I can't get rid of my wife. If I told her to get out, she would probably just laugh at me!:p
I feel the same. It's been 38 years.

[LizStreithorst]

I left a bad man because of Otis Redding. Why he thought that cruelity was better than a little tenderness is beyond me. Thank God for a little help from my friends.

[ShinShin]

Well, my wife said she'd kill me before she'd leave me. She subscribes to the line of thinking "that sometimes you gotta kill a man to keep his a$$ in line".

Mat

[LizStreithorst]

A link to the song please, Mat. I know not of what you type (blushing)

[ShinShin]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3lIJBVYhv4U

[LizStreithorst]

Thanks.